Top 10 Funny Jokes of Adult Double Meaning SMS in 2019
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| Top 10 Funny Jokes of Adult Double Meaning SMS in 2019 |
Funny jokes (1):
Girl: To get your tight
Boy: Do not worry, I do it slowly,
Boy: Ah .. I can not
Girl: Its Painful
Boy: Forget it ...
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We will buy new wedding ring !!!
Funny jokes (2):
In one train a TC imposes a fine of 400 without ticket
He accused the first girl 300 who was wearing sleeves clothes
And 200 to 2th person who was wearing sleeve and backless:
And 100 RO 3g who were wearing sleeves, backless and a mini skirt
They charged for 0 to 4.
Why???
Muddy brain ....
He had the ticket .... !!!!!
Funny jokes (3):
Question: Which part of the woman's body is the most rigid, is wet inside the water, when something enters it in it ???
Any: EYE !!!
Funny jokes (4):
Monkeys and girls are the same,
Therefore
They only fight for bananas !!!!
Boys and mice are the same,
They are always searching new holes ... :)
Funny jokes (5):
Once a girl put her status on whatsapp
"Have Fun in the Rain"
Boy messed up: baby you're wet ???
"Blocked"
Funny Jokes (6):
The diagram was not clear in a book ....
Therefore, Madam pulled a drawing on a blockboard and announced
"Do not look at a book figure, look at my picture !!!" "
Funny Jokes (7):
Kiss on top,
Contagion in the middle,
Firing down,
you know the answer???
Drinking cigarettes is harmful to health ...
Funny Jokes (8):
Doctor: Mrs. Tanya, good news for you !!!!
Girl: What do you mean by Mrs. Tanya ??? I'm Miss Tanya !!!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Tanya ... its bad news for you !!!! ... DDDD
Funny jokes (9):
When things get in the wrong sense ...
Dr. says:
take off your clothes!!!
The dentist says:
Keep it open and wide !!!
The interior decorator says: Once you will be in love this !!!!
The banker says:
If you take it out ???? Soon you lose interest !!!
The telephone man says:
Would you like to be on the table or on the wall ?????
Funny jokes (9):
Question: When it goes inside then what is pink and hard ... and soft and wet when it comes out ???
Any guess ??
Answer: Bubblegum