Sunday, November 25, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Facebook SMS in 2019 Part 2

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019



Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019



Funny jokes (1):




Modern definition of "boyfriend"





A person who likes all the pictures and pictures of his girl friend, no matter how bad they are ...: PP





Funny jokes (2):




Boy: My ex-girlfriend's position on Facebook says:



"Stand on the edge of a rock ..."





Dude: So what did you comment ???





Boy: Nothing, I just pressed it: P





Funny jokes (3):




On Father's Facebook wall, Dad writes:



Dear son, how are you?



All right here



we miss you a lot.

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Please !!! Close the computer and come down to dinner !!!!





Funny jokes (4):






Facebook fever:



Once a boy updated his position: "I'll sleep in the garden tonight"

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After so long ...

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17 mosquitoes liked their position: - D





Funny jokes (5):




Is the world's largest migration





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Orkut on facebook !!!

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Saturday, November 24, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Facebook SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019





Funny jokes (1):



Facebook paper



Question 1: Define Add as a Friend?





Question 2: What does the position mean?





Question 3: What do you mean by Pok?





Question 4: Tell two reasons for liking girls' comments?





Question 5: What is the photo tag?





Question 6: What is Inbox Message?





Question 7: Describe the information?





Question 8: Take a profile picture?





Question 9: What is the page? And why do we promote it. Tell me the reason?





Question 10: Define comment on the post?







Funny jokes (2):





There is no way to get lots of money from Facebook ????







There yesss ...

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Logout and start working !!!





Funny jokes (3):





Question: What is desire?



Answer: When you see 10 notifications, 20 messages and 30 friend requests and you still click

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"log out"







Funny jokes (4):



!! ... Facebook saves lives ... !!! : D



A frustrated college student went to railway track for suicide ...





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The train was coming closer and suddenly came out of the track and said ..

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"Oh shit! Forget to update the status in Facebook that I'm going to die ... !!: DDDDDD





Funny jokes (5):



Facebook's addiction height;





Facebook status of a boy -



I; During the lecture online on Facebook ... hahahah



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Comment from your teacher:



Exit class ... :)



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Principle choice comment .... PPPPPPP


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Friday, November 23, 2018

Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes Of MEN and WOMEN in 2019 Part 3

Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes Of MEN and WOMEN in 2019 



Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes Of MEN and WOMEN in 2019 





Funny jokes (1):



The man's iony:



They take 9 months to get them out of women and then try to get involved in the rest of their life ... !!!







Funny jokes (2):



The difference between good and bad girls ???





Good girls, when some are warm then some buttons are loose,





Bad girls harm it by harming some buttons !!!







Funny jokes (3):



Women complaining to the dentist: I want to fill the teeth to be pregnant instead !!!





Dentist: OK, now decide so that I can adjust the chair accordingly ... !!!







Funny jokes (4):





A new wife has 3 properties:



Economist in the kitchen,



Artists at home,



Devil in bed





After some years he is ...





Artists in the kitchen,



At home the devil,



And economist in bed





Funny jokes (5):



Wife: If I sleep with your friend then what will be the first thought of crossing your mind ???





Husband: that you are a gay !!!


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Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes Of MEN and WOMEN in 2019 Part 2

Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes of Men and Women in 2019


Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes of Men and Women in 2019





Funny jokes (1):




Why do women wear fluffy panties ???



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A: Because there is a way to say in the memory of those who were buried here !!!





Funny jokes (2):




Question: Why do most men like to kiss women on lips ????





A: Perhaps the only way to stop the woman's mouth !!!





Funny jokes (3):




Question: What is the similarity between sex and shopping ???



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A: Man can not hold more than 5 minutes ... lol





Funny jokes (4):




Behind every successful women,



A satisfied man,



But behind a satisfied women,



A tired man is ... !!





Funny jokes (5):




The three fastest medium of communication rank-wise:





3. Tele phone



2. Tele-vision



1. Tell-A-women ... if you need more speed ... tell him to tell anyone ..... !!


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Sunday, November 18, 2018

Top 10 UlTIMATE Adult Funny Jokes on MEN Vs WOMEN in 2019

Top 10 Ultimate Adult Funny Jokes on Men vs. Female in 2019


Top 10 Ultimate Adult Funny Jokes on Men vs. Female in 2019


Funny jokes (1):




O: Why men go more and women talk more ??????



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A: Because men have three feet and women have four lips !!!!!







Funny jokes (2):




Girl-to-Guy: I'm Radio My Left Bob Tuner And Right Bob's Volume Control ...





The boy changes both the breast but there is no sound !!!!





Girl: Stupid, yiu are not plugged in ... !!!







Funny jokes (3):






7 qualities 2 Be perfect wife:





beautiful ,



Responsible ,



Energetic,



Lovely ,



sweet ,



Truth and



Self Organized ..





In short it should be good ...



B.R.E.A.S.T.S





Funny jokes (4):






A girl and boy are sitting alone ...



The boy started touching the girl.





Girl: Do not touch me, only after marriage, all this ...





Boy: Okay, when you get married, call me ..







Funny jokes (5):




The wife asked her husband how many women she slept.









Husband responded proudly, only you dear, I woke up with others !!!!







Funny Jokes (6):



Who is strong, man or woman ???



A woman because she takes two mountains on her chest





While picking only two stones with the help of a crane with a munt ...





Funny Jokes (7):




Never deal with dealing with women, I say: "Next please !!"





Always love a teacher, he will say: "Well, now repeat it twice ..."





Funny Jokes (8):




A man stands naked in front of the mirror and examines himself and says: 2 inches and I will be king.

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His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less and you will be queen ....





Funny jokes (9):




To get a good job in a good company, a boy resumed the 100% talent ...





While a girl only requires 4% talent





Because the rest is 36-24-36 !!!!!







Funny jokes (10):




before marriage :



And the roses is red, the sky is blue ...



You are beautiful, I love you ...





After Marriage :



Rose has died, I am blue ..



You are my headache, amd one day I will kill you ... !!!



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Saturday, November 17, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Fun SMS in 2019

  
Top 5 Funny Jokes of Fun SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Boy: My girlfriend broke with you and sent me my picture with my new boyfriend ....



Friend: really bad !!! What did you do ???



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Boy: I sent it to my father !!!!







Funny jokes (2):






Fast and furious moments .... !!



When guests go out of the house



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You run like rockets to eat those things that work for them ....: - D





Funny jokes (3):






Customer: I am afraid that the car is not friendly with us ....





My fiancé brakes and steering wheel can not reach the same time ...





Salesperson: But sir, the car is right ... why not try new girl ??





Funny jokes (4):




When someone says that they have a question to ask ...







You think about all the bad things you recently did ...









Funny jokes (5):




Equality between



Facebook and jail ..



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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on the walls - D


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Thursday, November 15, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Fun SMS in 2019



Top 5 Funny Jokes of Fun SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Tintmun was driving the car very fast ...





Dandumol asked: Why are you running so fast ???





tintu repied: The break of our car has gone bad .. We have to reach our house before meeting with the accident !!!!





Funny jokes (2):




My WiFi stopped working suddenly, so I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill ...





How irresponsible people are,





Funny jokes (3):




A very fun quote:



"Come like a racer, sit like a yodi, and go like a king"





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What is laughing ???





This slogan was written on a tiled door ...: P







Funny jokes (4):




Wife is like an Internet virus, it will enter your life





Scan your pocket movements, edit your money your brain





Download their problems



Remove your smile and hang your life







Funny jokes (5):




anytime ,



Any problem,,



Any help ,,,



In college



give me



one missed call



I ii



Give you



one more



"Miss Call"



And we will play



Mishkal Mishkal .... !!! : P: P


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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Fun SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny Jokes of Fun SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Additional effects of side effects:



A man went for a restarunt,





She wanted to see the menu



But he forgot what it is called; He asked the waiter, "Bring the course again": PPP





Funny jokes (2):




What is the height of forgetting ???





Looking at the mirror and trying to remember when you saw it for the last time ...





Funny jokes (3):




That beautiful moment when you see your food in a restaurant ...





And going to the next table ... XD





Funny jokes (4):






I got stuck in the apple store and everybody got crushed ..





I'm not mistaken. They do not have windows.



hahahah





Funny jokes (5):




Did you know ... ???





History of Women's Day:



In the beginning, the women's day was planned on March 6th ....



To be ready, it is also 2 days pregnant.



How it got suspended on March 8 !!!





Men's day was also planned ...



But as usuak, they forgot the date !!!!

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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019



Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):



Whose father called him "princes"





.... the probability is ...





She believes .....





Funny jokes (2):



Principle Two Students:



You should have to sleep at least 7 hours a day ...



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Tintamon:



Impossible sir ... !!!



The school is only for 6 hours ...





Funny jokes (3):



The man who spoils more alcohol or women ???







Amswer: -



Both especially



When...





Ok old



And



Woman is Bold !!!





Funny jokes (4):



Hi-ho, hi-ho, I throw my hand grenades





Funny jokes (5):



Funny message:



Mother advised a girl, if a boy hugs you ....





say "DONT", if he gives you a kisses you



Say, STOP



The next day the girl said to the mother: She did both together and I said "DONT STOP!"

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Monday, November 12, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019



Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Great lines by Krishna Venkatesh Reddy:





"You can not be given a change every time ... you will bring changes ..."



Who is Krishna Venkatesh Reddy ???

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A bus conductor Now read it again ?????







Funny jokes (2):




God thought that he could not be everywhere so he made a mother,





Satan thought that he could not be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law ... !!!







Funny jokes (3):






If the height of active laziness ???



Answer: During the morning walk, ask for lift at home.





Funny jokes (4):






What is the definition of a skeleton ??



A stripage that went too far ....







Funny jokes (5):




Nurse to the child: Take a breath slowly and slowly, do it 3 times.



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Baby: okay





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Nurse: Now what do you feel ... ???



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Kid: Spray Your Body Is Just A Luxurious Babe ...: P





Funny jokes (5):



Notice .......





Do not leave your purse, watch, handbag, mobile and your girlfriend in a church.







Because other people can think of it for their payers


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Sunday, November 11, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Bloody english !!!



Bihar school teacher

Killer English:





1. Pick the paper and fall into dust bin !!!





2. Both of you stand three different !!!





3. Will you hang that calendar or I will hang myself !!!





4. Call your parents, especially mother and father !!!





5. When I am in class then why are you seeing the monkey out ... ???





6. I have two daughters, both girls are ..





7. Then Stand in the middle of the corner !!!





Funny jokes (2):






Walk your way



Love your way



Talk in your words



Do what your heart says





and then,





1 day your parents will proudly say that you leave home ;-): p





Funny jokes (3):




4 through romantic



Monsoon '!!!





Avoid meeting your girlfriend during monsoon ...

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Otherwise...

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Mother-soon ...





Funny jokes (4):




Dear computer users,



I appreciate your kind of attitude to other keys of the keyboard !!!





But why do you slowly press all the keys and hit me with my full strength?



Your Honor, Enter key: D





Funny jokes (5):




The Biology says that "cell" is the fundamental unit of life ...

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And the two-day generation has actually tied it seriously ... !!!! :-)

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Two friends communication



First friend: Why are you heating the knife ..



Second Drying: To commit suicide.



First friend: But why are you heating it ???



Second friend: To stop the infection ...







Funny jokes (2):






bitter truth....





"If money ever increases on the tree ...



Girls do not have to be dating with money



Very true ....: p





Funny jokes (3):



Anyone teaches to overthrow the volcano ...





To get a tsunami ...





To roam around the storm ...



And





Anyone teaches how to choose a husband ...





Nature disasters just !!!!





Funny jokes (4):




Boyfriend runs home: Pack your bags honey, I have won 10 million rupees in the lottery ...





Girl Friend: Wow !!! Paris or switzerland ???

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Boyfriend: Who cares ??? You just pack your bag and get lost: DDDDDDDD





Funny jokes (5):




Line 1 = You are a good person



Line 2 = Line 1 is true



Line 3 = Line 2 is false, if line 1 is ture ..



Line 4 = Then Both 2 and 3 are correct ..



Line 5 = Line 4 is wrong ..



in confusion ??

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good!!! Now confuse others ...


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Friday, November 9, 2018

Top 5 funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes in Funny SMS in 2019



Top 5 funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019



Funny jokes (1):




The most intimate thing about this SMS is that unless you feel that nothing is written in it.





It will be too late for you to read !!!





Funny jokes (2):






Girl: Do you have any emotional love card ???





Shopkeeper: About this card, it says "I only love boy"



Girl: Great !! I want 10 of them ...





Funny jokes (3):




Then the more you know , the more you forget





The more you forget, the more you forget,



Then the less you know the more you know ...



So why learn ???





Funny jokes (4):




What is the difference between posean and alcohol ???



If you drink alcohol, you will dance to the people around ...



If you drink potion, people will dance around you ...





Funny jokes (5):




Dr. SMT. Tania is good news for you .. !!!)))



Tania: - what do you mean





Mrs.Tania ???

I'm missing tania .. !!!



Dr. Okay, Tania misses the bad news for you :(: P


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Thursday, November 8, 2018

Top 5 Funny jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny jokes of Funny SMS in 2019 



Funny jokes (1):




Which is the most confusing day in a America ???





thinking????



Still thinking ???



Father's Day !!!





Funny jokes (2):




During the making of wives, God promised the men that good and ideal wives would be found in all corners which they had rounded the earth !!!







Funny jokes (3):




When a lion crys thrice, then wgat happens ??



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? -? -? Thought ?-?-?



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No guess ?? - ?? - ??



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OK I will tell you ...?-?-?



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Tom and Jerry start the cartoon .... ....: D







Funny jokes (4):






Girls are like international domain names ....





Once I have already been taken ..







Funny jokes (5):




Driver: You gave me Rs.5 / rupee note was an insult





Woman - How much should you suggest me?



Driver: Minimum 10 / rupees



Female: I do not want to insult you twice!

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




A man asks a trainer at the gym:



"I want to impress that beautiful girl, which type machine can I use ???





Trainer responded "Use ATMs outside the gym !!!" "





Funny Jokes (2):




A hot girl tells her jealous to her lover,





Feel like a wife to me ...





The boy also removes his jeans, both jeans ... tremendously laughing





Funny Jokes (3):




You are 100% beautiful,



You are 100% beautiful,



You are 100% good, and

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You are 100% stupid to believe all these words ....





Funny Jokes (4):






Hello!! Need a girl to get married ...





No time ...



No color ...



Not high altitude ....



Do not throw any time ....

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The little girl father must have his own bar ... Chair !!!!!





Funny jokes (5):




Husband learned, made a wish and threw in a penny ...





The wife also decided to make a wish,



But he learned a lot, fell well, and drowned ...]





The husband was scared for a while, but then he smiled and said "it really works!"


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Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Top 5 Funny jokes in Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes in Funny SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny jokes in Funny SMS in 2019


Funny jokes (1):






Me and my mother in law ....





When I take a long time to finish,



I am slow



When he takes a long time,

She is completely





When I do not do it,



I'm lazy,,,



When he does not do this,



He is busy....





When I do something without informing,



I'm trying to be smart,





When he does the same,



She takes the initiative,







When i am out of the house



I'm moving around ...



When he is out of the house



She is socially active ...







When I'm sick one day ...



I'm always sick ...



When he is sick one day ..



He should be very stressful ...





When I plan a function ..



I'm wasting money ... when



That's the plan,



She is a good host ...



When I do good, then it is my duty ...



When he does, he's doing a great job ...







Dedication to all married daughters in law ????







Funny jokes (2):




After writing the English exam !!!!





Boy 1: How was paper ???





Boy 2: This simple number was expected of question 5, it confused me ....





Boy 2: What was this ???



Boy 1: It was asking from the past of "thinking". I thought and thought and thought and finally ended with writing "stink" :(







Funny jokes (3):




Mean lines on women



Shoe Shop:

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"20% off, if bought in 10 minutes"





Funny jokes (4):




Two best advice for a safe life:

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1. Alwasys speak the truth, it does not matter how much better it is ...



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2. Run immediately after saying it .... :)







Funny jokes (5):






Why is a graduate skinny and a married man fat ??





Graduates come home, what they see in the refrigerator, and goes to bed ...



Married man !!


Comes home, looks at the bed and goes to the refrigerator !!!

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Monday, November 5, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny Jokes of Funny SMS in 2019




Funny jokes (1):




Man: My wife is very good ...



He can talk to any topic for hours.







Friend: ah !! My wife is better ...



He does not even need to talk about a topic ...










Funny jokes (2):




I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happiness, every second of the day ...





Let's start with your bank account.








Funny jokes (3):






If africa ....





A dark boy, for a friend of his black girl at a dark night near the sea,



Very fragrant mood asked in !!!!



Dear!!

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Where are you ???? : D: D






Funny jokes (4):




Next Generation Poetry ...





Drink small beer drinkers,



I wonder which time is near,



Quarter rates are so high



Drink a peg with chicken fry ...










Funny jokes (5):






Seeing a cockroach on your bed is really nothing .... !!!

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The real problem disappears when it disappears !!!!

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Sunday, November 4, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes of SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of SMS in 2019


Top 5 Funny Jokes of SMS in 2019



Funny jokes (1):




Scientists have proved that 2090454341713 people on the earth are lazy,





Therefore.....

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They did not even read this number .....: p ;-)



If you read the numbers then Thumbs Up: P







Funny jokes (2):






Boss: I'm driving you ...



Starting salary 3000, is it ok ???



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Santa: You're great sir !!! It is okay to start a salary, how much salary is running ?????







Funny jokes (3):






Words that touch the heart by the father -





Dear son, if you think that your father, mother, teacher, boss is strictly harsh for you ...





Wait a ...... wife.



Again,

You will love them all .....: D: - P





Funny jokes (4):




If you do not have a girlfriend then you are losing something in your life ....





And if you have a girlfriend then you are always missing for your life ..







Funny jokes (5):




Cardiologist died and buried in a heart shaped casket ...





A dr Standin laughed, passed,





When asked why he laughed ... ???





She said ... I was thinking about my coffin. A gynecologist .. !!!!


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Friday, November 2, 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Boys vs Girls in 2018

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Boys vs Girls in 2018



Top 5 Funny Jokes of Boys vs Girls in 2018



Funny jokes (1):




A woman once said that a man is like a deck playing cards .... you want ....



To love him, a heart,





To make him happy, a diamond,





To break his fucking head in a club and,





A hole for bursting bursts





Funny jokes (2):




The first law of Newton's love force is enforced, while the boy is proposed to the girl, while using his sandals, the force applied by the girl is equal and opposite.






Funny jokes (3):




Girl: I have a question for you ...



Boy: Okay, ask me ...



Girl: What do you see when you look in my eyes ???





Boy: You want to know honestly ???



Girl: Yes !!! ???



Boy: My future ... ???






Funny jokes (3):




A scooter girl left behind a boy boy ...



The boy shouted: Oh buffalo ...



Girl responded (behave) - you are buffalo, asshole, monkey, dog, ...,





Suddenly he crashed, the burden he crashed with buffalo ...





uffff ,,, girls can never understand the spirit of boys;, their attitude is the greatest honest, P: P: P






Funny jokes (4):




A woman is like a pack of cards ...



You need a heart to love her ....





A diamond to win her ....



To break his head in a club ..



A bore to bury the bitch ....






Funny jokes (5):



A human top dating fear is that a woman will come between her and her friends, she will not allow free time, will become a stacker, do not respect her, or will have very much maintenance.

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Thursday, November 1, 2018

Top 5 Funny jokes of Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes of Boys Vs Girls in 2019



Top 5 Funny jokes of Boys Vs Girls in 2019



Funny jokes (1):


Boy and Girl Chat:

Girl: What are you doing ???


Boy: Now I'm talking with my angel !!!


Girl: Oh ??? Do you know that you are sooooo cuteee ???


Boy: Yes, oh, but my angel has just signed, so I'm talking to you now !!!


Girl: uuuuuuu ..... @;)


Funny Jokes (2):


=== The tragedy of the lives of girls ===

1- good boy looks good = p

2-Good looking guys are not good boys = D

3- Good looks and good guys are not SINGEL = s

4- Good looks, good and single hailer mother is .... = '(= P = D



Funny Jokes (3):


Boy: Where are you?


Girl: I'm driving my BMW car in the big market. Where are you


Boy: In the 42nd row, sitting 2 row behind you, I had not already taken my ticket.


Funny Jokes (4):


This will surely bring a smile 2 to your face:


Like to marry
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Your own betel nut .... !!! Line

good morning....


Funny Jokes (5):


The best pickup line to contact the girl:

Boy: Is your father a terrorist ??
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Girl: What ???

Boy: No! I asked because you are so bomb !!!


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