Top 5 Funny jokes of SMS Jokes in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of SMS Jokes in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of SMS Jokes in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

Mrs called the hospital to ask about her pregnant wife .......

But by mistake the call was went to a cricket stadium ......

He asked what the situation is ..... ????

After receiving the following answers, he suffered a heart attack ...

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

7 are already out, 3 still come and the first one was DUCK !!!!

Funny Jokes (2):

Tragedy with the lives of boys:

1. The good girl is not looking good; (

2. Nice looking good girls are not; P

3. Looking good and good girl are not single: P

4. Good looking and good and single girls are strong brothers;>

5. Looking good without the brothers and the good and the single girls will treat the boys as their brothers ...

Funny Jokes (3):

If a gorilla will catches you, then what will you do ... ????

I know I know ....

Both of you begin to embrace the first .....

If natural meet two long time then its natural ....

Funny jokes (4):

Boy: You know My father's name is laughing and my mother's name is smiling

Teacher: You must be kidding ?????

Boy: No, my brother, I'm joking ...; D

Funny Jokes (5):

World's shortest love story

.

.

.

.

.

.

He smiled

He laugh

The boy cried ....:

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny jokes of SMS Jokes in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 5 Funny jokes Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

Why do girls fight for a long time ????

.

.

.

.

.

.

Scientific studies have proven

.

.

.

.

.

"Shopping"

Never cause heart attack, but

.

.

.

.

Paying bills ... LoL !!!

Fun Jokes (2):

love is blind

Be very kind

When i kiss you

Please do not pay attention

Fun Jokes (3):

The most interesting line, written in front of a girl's T-shirt, is

.

.

.

.

.

.

I'm sorry !!!

My face is up ;-)

Fun Joke (4):

sweet girls,

.

.

.

.

If you've got your smart prince yet,

.

.

.

.

.

.

what does this mean

.

.

.

Not your princess ... !!! P = D

Fun Joke (5):

Boy: I've had a dream about you

Girl: AWWWWWWWWW ....

Boy: you died !!!!

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny jokes Boys Vs Girls in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 5 Funny jokes Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

Girl: What are you doing ... ???

Boy: killing of mosquitoes

Girl: How many killed you ????

Boy: Total 5 (3 females, 2 men)

Girl: How did you know her ??

Boy: 3 sitting near the mirror, near 2 beers ...

Funny jokes (2):

2 people were chasing two girls ....

Both girls took Rakhi and tired of their hands ...

The first boy; - What do we do now....

Second boy: You marry my sister and I will marry your sister ...

People chokl girls shokss ..

Funny jokes (3):

Boys enjoy enjoying insulting each other but they do not really mean it ....

Enjoying the affability of the girls does not really mean ...

Funny jokes (4):

Why boys are so negligent and irresponsible .. ???

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Therefore!!!!

They know where are some: -

A sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for her .....

Funny jokes (5):

The height of the intelligence of girls ???

.

.

.

.

.

Call the help desk to complain of computer problem ...

.

.

.

.

.

.

Girl: When I type a computer password, then this star star star star shows ... what is ... ???

.

.

.

.

Help Desk: Mm, those stars have to protect Yoi, so that if a person is standing behind you, they can not read your password ...

.

.

.

.

.

Girl: Oh yes, but the stars are also visible when no one stands behind me: *: P

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny jokes Boys Vs Girls in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 5 Funny jokes of Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes of Boys Vs Girls in 2019

Funny jokes (1) :

A black boy for his black girl friend in Africa,

Asked in a very romantic mood in a dark night near the sea ....

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Dear...

.

.

.

.

.

.

Where are you ... ???

Funny jokes (2):

The most beloved proposal by boy .......

Boy: Can you close your eyes for a moment ????

Girl: Okay, done

Boy: Thank you, what's not dark ?? this ??

Girl: yes

Boy: This is my life without you ....

Funny jokes (3):

One time to stop talking for kissing ...

Kiss your friend to stop talking to him forever;) =) =)

$$$ MMM $$$$$$

Funny jokes (4):

what a Girl"????

G = Ghost

I = in

R = real

L = life

So avoid girls and their cell number ... go ahead for me and do not worry about me, I'm a professional go-getter rider ...

Funny jokes (5):

The boy asks his GF:

When you kiss, you close your eyes ?????

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

Girl syas: Because it's the best time to show you that I trust you ... dark ...... :-)

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny jokes of Boys Vs Girls in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Boy vs Girls in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Boy vs Girls in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Boy vs Girls in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

Man: Marry me ... ??

Women: Do you have a flat ??

Man: No ...

Women: Do you have a Maruti car ... ???

Man: No ..

Women: How much is your salary ... ????

Man: No salary ... but ...

Women: No but ... you have nothing ... how can I marry you ... ?? leave Please..!!!

Man: (Talk to yourself) I have a villa, 3 property land, 3 ferraris, 2 Porsche ... why do I still need to buy Maruti .. ??? How can you get salary during the boss?

More women, please be patient and wat people have to say ... hahaahaha ....)) ?????

Funny jokes (2):

A boy was reading a grill to mathematics ....

.

.

.

.

.

She kissed him, then she kissed him and

What was said,,

This is extra ...

.

.

.

.

.

Then the girl kissed him and said, this is the substance ....

.

.

.

Then they kissed each other, said,

This is multiplication ....

.

.

.

.

.

Suddenly the girls came to Daddy, he started killing the boy and threw him away and said,

This is called the division ....: D: D: D: D: D

Funny jokes (3):

SG Group,

gril: I need Google in my brain antivirus

.

.

.

.

Boy: You should add one more thing

.

.

.

.

.

Girl: What ???

.

.

.

.

.

Boy: Photoshop on your face .... LoL !!!!

Funny jokes (4):

I just feel like you ...

Whenever i feel you .....

I just miss you ...

Whenever i miss you ....

I just want to see you ....

Do you know why ....

The reason is only ....

####### I like cartoons ######

Funny jokes (5):

Is ridiculous but true

The guy makes a mistake

The girl screams at her

The boy says "sorry"

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Girl makes a mistake

Boy yells at him

The boy starts crying, the boy says "sorry"

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny Jokes of Boy vs Girls in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 5 Funny jokes STUDENT SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes STUDENT SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes STUDENT SMS in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

People smoke and drink for a few days and get accustomed to it,

I am studying since childhood but still not addicted to study .... :)

This ICS is called self control ......

Funny jokes (2):

Want to be the first in your class .... ???

here are some tips :

Get up at 5 o'clock ...: o

Drink tea or coffee .... o

Go to your class at 6 o'clock .....:

And

Nobody in your class will be ... !!! ;)

So, you are first in class .... !!! : P: P

Think differently !!!

Funny jokes (3):

| Height of student talent

Teacher: You just got 5 points and you are laughing: P: P: P

STUDENT: I ​​am thinking of how to score 5 points through writing song song !!! : P: P

Funny jokes (4):

History teacher: from where the Mughals ruled ???

STUDENT: Sir, I'm not sure but I think from page 15 to 26

Funny jokes (5):

The brain is the most excellent organ ...

It works completely 24 hours a day and 365 days a year ...

But there is only one problem ..

This stops the moment when we enter the exam room ...

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny jokes STUDENT SMS in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 5 Funny jokes SMS Funny Text in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes SMS Funny Text in 2019

Top 5 Funny jokes SMS Funny Text in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

LKG teacher: If you tell 1-10 without any mistake then I will give you a kiss ....

LKG boy: If I count 1-100 then do you have a better package ..... !!!!!

Funny jokes (2):

Dr.: Exercise for good health every day ...

Boy: Sir, I pay daily for football cricket and tennis ...

Dr.: How long do you play ????

Boy: Until the D battery goes down in my mobile = DDD ...

Funny jokes (3):

Apple = vitamins

Vitamin = strength

Power = work

Work = money

Money = gf

GF = stress

Stress = heart attack

Heart attack = death

See how all the apple problems can be done by XP = PPPPP ....

Funny jokes (4):

Two tigers were resting under a tree ....

Suddenly a rabbit passed very fast ...

The tiger could not get out and asked ...

What was that..???

The second tiger smiled and said:

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Fast Food .... XP: P

Funny jokes (5):

Breaking news:

Facebook will be closed ......

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Whenever you click on the cross mark at the top right corner of the screen;): P

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny jokes SMS Funny Text in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 5 Funny jokes QUESTION in 2019 Part 2 :

Top 5 Funny jokes QUESTION in 2019 Part 2 :

Funny jokes (1):

How to create the biggest doubt in your wifs brain ????

?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?


Just send it

Sms is saying .....

"I love you"

Funny jokes (2):

Neha's father is Rahul ...



Then Rahul is the father of the father's father ...





If you can answer this u will have 130 iq ...





This is an IAS question ....





Try to answer ..

It is very simple ...













Answer: Name

Funny jokes (3):

What is the similarity between facebook n jail?



.

.



.

..

.



.

.

.

.



In both cases, you sit "N waste time n" on the walls .... !!!

Funny jokes (4):

If I alcohal deink, I'm a drunk ...



But if you drink imagery,

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Am i super cool ??? : P =))

Funny jokes (5):

Teacher: What do you say to a person who is not interested in people now ????

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.Ramu: A teacher ..

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny jokes QUESTION in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 5 Funny Jokes QUESTIONS in 2019 Part 1

Top 5 Funny Jokes QUESTIONS in 2019 Part 1

                                      Top 5 Funny Jokes QUESTIONS

Funny jokes (1):

If a child is born in Africa .......



What will be the color of children's teeth ???????

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

ANS:



Do not put pressure on your brain ....



How will a newborn baby become a tooth? ; ->

Funny jokes (2):

Lecturer: Lets tell me Which comes first ... Sun or Moon ..... ???







Students: Clearly, Mon ..... !!!!!







Lecturer: how ???





Students: Only after "Honey-Moon", will the "son" come right .....? ........ LOOL

Funny jokes (3):

Question: What is the height of confidence?




.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.


A: 99 years old woman is buying a SIM card with validity time .... !!!!

Funny jokes (4):

Do you know why the spine of the fetus starts with W ?????







Because all the questions in the world start with W ....





Like that .....





Who?

Why??

what???

When????

Who from

Whom??????

where???????

Funny jokes (5):

This is a test for your ability to check the Audi math ...





Are you ready ... ???



2 + 7

+9

-5

4

+8

-2

5

-4

+12

-8

.

.

.

.

.



The question is:


How many times.............. you pressed buttons ... ???

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 5 Funny Jokes QUESTIONS in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 10 Funny Jokes of Insults in 2019

      Top 10 Funny Jokes of Insults in 2019 :

Funny jokes (1):


I wanted to kill the most lovable,







The most intelligent and most beautiful person on earth ...






but then i was thought that a .......... SUCIDE is a crime !!!!







Funny Jokes (2):


good morning.......





Please follow SLIENCE for two minutes.





In memory of those poor mosquitoes





then who was died at last night after sucking ur blood..







Thank you.







Funny Jokes (3):




When your life is in the darkness, pray two Gods ...





Free him from the darkness and if you pray, even in the dark,





So please pay your electricity bill !!!!!





Funny Jokes (4):


33 he left smaoking

(Willpower)



43 he got out of drinking

(Willpower)



53 he left gambling

(Willpower)





At 63 he left SEX (power failure)

Funny jokes (5):


Magnificent, intelligent, kind, sweet, attractive, humorous, hilarious, friendly

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Good enough about me !!! How are you.....;







Funny Jokes (6):


If ever you are very sad and alone in your life and feel that you have lost everything.





I will come





Hold my hand,





Takes you to walk and shows you the bridge that you have to jump ..... !!









Funny Jokes (7):


If I had a camera then I smile at every moment every smile



Put my kitchin in two fear mice .... !!!







Funny jokes (8):


No matter how high the sky is,





How Deep Is the Ocean,





How strong the air is,





I just want to tell you tt

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.



They are none of your business !!!!





Funny Jokes (9):




If any



Comes and





Tell you



you are stupid ..





do not get annoyed ...





Go m





Hold their ears and



Tell them ...















plzzzz do not let this two other people away !!!!





Funny jokes (10):


Two devils came in my dreams ...





They said,



"We want to bother two good people" ...





I suggest them your name ...





They said ,,,,



"We can not bother our boss" ...

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 10 Funny Jokes of Insults in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 10 Funny jokes Insults in 2019 Part 1

Top 10 Funny jokes Insults in  2019 Part 1 :

Top 10 Funny jokes Insults in  2019 Part 1

Funny jokes (1):

Warning causes cell radiation radiation

Which results in brain damage

But you are safe,

It only affects people with the brain.

How lucky you do not have any brain stress .... laugh loudly

Funny jokes (2):

A boy got Aladdin lamp

He asked them to raise the mind of all the girls ten times more ...... !!!

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

He laughed and said:

.

.

.

.

Multiplication does not apply to zero ...... !!!! HAHAHAHAA

Funny jokes (3):

7 The devil met me and wanted to kill the wise man.

I again gave an address

.

.

.

.

.

See, how I fooled and saved my life ... .. !!!

Funny jokes (4):

I am smart if you read it ....

I am smart if you read it ....

If you save it, then I agree that I am smart ... ..

If you push it forward, then you are spreading that I'm smart ...

If you remove it then you are jealous ....

Funny jokes (5):

They are saying that if you want to be great then you have to walk with the good people !!!

Seriously, I have no objection that you can walk with us !!!

Funny Jokes (6):

Laughter is the best medicine,

So laugh loudly

Hey Baba did not speak loudly

Congratulations that you have won free admission

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Mental hospital !!!!!

Funny Jokes (7):

Scientists are thinking all over the world how long a person can survive without the brain ....

Please tell your age ... !!

Funny Jokes (8):

I followed love, I got friendship,

I followed the desires, I got the hope,

I pursue reality I get dreams,

I followed a monkey and I found you ... .. !!

Funny jokes (9):

Come like a horse,

Sit like a thief,

And go like a king

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

This slogan was written on the public toilet door .. !!!

Funny jokes (10):

You can affect all

It seems,

Talent,

And

wisdom,

But if he is enough then just tell him your friend ... .. !!!

 Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 10 Funny jokes Insults in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More

Top 10 Funny jokes Teacher and Student Jokes in 2019 Part 1

Top 10 Funny jokes Teacher and Student Jokes in 2019 Part 1 :

Funny jokes (1):

teacher :

lets see students If A = B, B = C then A = C

Can you tell another example of this type ???

student :

I love my teacher.

The teacher loves his daughter.

That's why I love the teacher's daughter.

Funny jokes (2):

~~ School Life ~~

The Worst Moment -

Morning alarm ...

The most difficult task -

To find socks ....

The most awesome trip -

Path to class ....

The Most Cute Time -

meeting friends….

The Worst Moment -

Surprise Technologies in the first period ...

The best news ...

Teacher is absent ;-)

Funny jokes (3):

At the end of the examination, why do we sometimes write 'etc.'

The burden means:

E-End ....... T-thinking ... .c- Capability ....

nobody understands

Feelings of students !!!

Funny jokes (4):

Best of luck ... .. !!!!

Teacher: O !! stand up. Tell me two pronouns ....

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Students: Who ???? my ... ???

Teacher: Very good. Sit down, D: D

Funny jokes (5):

Physics would have been so easy

if….

if….

On the head of Newton's "tree" fell; Instead of apples.

Funny Jokes (6):

Prof: Wat focus deficit is a very active disorder ???

Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu

Professor: wat ??? Sorry, I do not understand you ????

Students: Sir Sir here !!!!

Funny Jokes (7):

If all Indians start reading, everyone will get good marks.

.

.

.

.

.

.

but,

,

,

,

,

,

Jobs are limited

More unemployment,

More youth suicide,

More crime ..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Save India

.

.

.

.

.

Stop studying ... .. ;-)

Funny Jokes (8):

Teacher: Why are you sleeping in class ???

Student: Your voice is so sweet that I am getting sleepy ...

Teacher: So why are not other people sleeping ?????

Students: They are not listening to you mother .... : D: D

Funny jokes (9):

New Laws of Newtons Bukogyji !!!

"Every book is in the rest of the state or covered with dust,

Unless the external or internal examination appears. ": - D

Funny jokes (10):

Parent: How was your examination?

Son: He gave the question which I do not know ...

So I wrote the answers that they do not know .. !!!!

Tags : funny jokes , funny images , funny pictures , funny videos , funny quotes , funny status , funny .

FunnyJokess Review
Description: Top 10 Funny jokes Teacher and Student Jokes in 2019. Written by: Funnyjokess Rating: 5 out of 5

Read More