Top 10 Funny Jokes Of Adult Double Meaning SMS in 2019

Top 10 Funny Jokes of Adult Double Meaning SMS in 2019

Top 10 Funny Jokes of Adult Double Meaning SMS in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

Girl: To get your tight



Boy: Do not worry, I do it slowly,



Boy: Ah .. I can not



Girl: Its Painful



Boy: Forget it ...

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We will buy new wedding ring !!!

Funny jokes (2):

In one train a TC imposes a fine of 400 without ticket





He accused the first girl 300 who was wearing sleeves clothes





And 200 to 2th person who was wearing sleeve and backless:



And 100 RO 3g who were wearing sleeves, backless and a mini skirt





They charged for 0 to 4.





Why???









Muddy brain ....







He had the ticket .... !!!!!

Funny jokes (3):

Question: Which part of the woman's body is the most rigid, is wet inside the water, when something enters it in it ???











Any: EYE !!!

Funny jokes (4):

Monkeys and girls are the same,





Therefore





They only fight for bananas !!!!





Boys and mice are the same,





They are always searching new holes ... :)

Funny jokes (5):

Once a girl put her status on whatsapp







"Have Fun in the Rain"





Boy messed up: baby you're wet ???







"Blocked"

Funny Jokes (6): 

The diagram was not clear in a book ....



Therefore, Madam pulled a drawing on a blockboard and announced





"Do not look at a book figure, look at my picture !!!" "

Funny Jokes (7):

Kiss on top,



Contagion in the middle,



Firing down,



you know the answer???











Drinking cigarettes is harmful to health ...

Funny Jokes (8):

Doctor: Mrs. Tanya, good news for you !!!!





Girl: What do you mean by Mrs. Tanya ??? I'm Miss Tanya !!!





Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Tanya ... its bad news for you !!!! ... DDDD

Funny jokes (9):

When things get in the wrong sense ...



Dr. says:

take off your clothes!!!





The dentist says:





Keep it open and wide !!!





The interior decorator says: Once you will be in love this !!!!





The banker says:



If you take it out ???? Soon you lose interest !!!





The telephone man says:



Would you like to be on the table or on the wall ?????

Funny jokes (9):

Question: When it goes inside then what is pink and hard ... and soft and wet when it comes out ???







Any guess ??





Answer: Bubblegum

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Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Facebook SMS in 2019 Part 3

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019 Part 3:

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019 Part 3

Funny jokes (1):

What is facebook

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When a boy posts a joke, he does not get any response..and



When a girl posts the same joke,



She (70 likes), (45 friend requests), (20 private messages) and



(90 comments) She is so cute and funny how funny it was.

Funny jokes (2):

Dear Facebook,



I can not believe that

You still do not like the dislike button ....





with honesty.

YouTube

Funny jokes (3):

!! ... Facebook saves lives ... !!



A frustrated college student was went to railway track for suicide ...

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The train was coming closer and he suddenly came out of the track and said

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"Oh fuck! Forgot to update the status in Facebook which is going to die ... !!!!

Funny jokes (4):

Facebook status of a boy during class:





M online





Comment from your teacher:



You have zero in your test ....





Want to keep an eye out or should I tag you ???

Funny jokes (5):

Dear Facebook,



Just wait, one day they all leave you to win !!!



With devotion,

Orkut

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Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Facebook SMS in 2019 Part 2

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

Modern definition of "boyfriend"





A person who likes all the pictures and pictures of his girl friend, no matter how bad they are ...: PP

Funny jokes (2):

Boy: My ex-girlfriend's position on Facebook says:



"Stand on the edge of a rock ..."





Dude: So what did you comment ???





Boy: Nothing, I just pressed it: P

Funny jokes (3):

On Father's Facebook wall, Dad writes:



Dear son, how are you?



All right here



we miss you a lot.

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Please !!! Close the computer and come down to dinner !!!!

Funny jokes (4):

Facebook fever:



Once a boy updated his position: "I'll sleep in the garden tonight"

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After so long ...

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17 mosquitoes liked their position: - D

Funny jokes (5):

Is the world's largest migration





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Orkut on facebook !!!

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Top 5 Funny Jokes Of Facebook SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019

Top 5 Funny Jokes of Facebook SMS in 2019

Funny jokes (1):



Facebook paper



Question 1: Define Add as a Friend?





Question 2: What does the position mean?





Question 3: What do you mean by Pok?





Question 4: Tell two reasons for liking girls' comments?





Question 5: What is the photo tag?





Question 6: What is Inbox Message?





Question 7: Describe the information?





Question 8: Take a profile picture?





Question 9: What is the page? And why do we promote it. Tell me the reason?





Question 10: Define comment on the post?







Funny jokes (2):





There is no way to get lots of money from Facebook ????







There yesss ...

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Logout and start working !!!





Funny jokes (3):





Question: What is desire?



Answer: When you see 10 notifications, 20 messages and 30 friend requests and you still click

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"log out"







Funny jokes (4):



!! ... Facebook saves lives ... !!! : D



A frustrated college student went to railway track for suicide ...





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The train was coming closer and suddenly came out of the track and said ..

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"Oh shit! Forget to update the status in Facebook that I'm going to die ... !!: DDDDDD





Funny jokes (5):



Facebook's addiction height;





Facebook status of a boy -



I; During the lecture online on Facebook ... hahahah



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Comment from your teacher:



Exit class ... :)



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Principle choice comment .... PPPPPPP


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Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes Of MEN and WOMEN in 2019 Part 3

Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes Of MEN and WOMEN in 2019 

Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes Of MEN and WOMEN in 2019 

Funny jokes (1):



The man's iony:



They take 9 months to get them out of women and then try to get involved in the rest of their life ... !!!







Funny jokes (2):



The difference between good and bad girls ???





Good girls, when some are warm then some buttons are loose,





Bad girls harm it by harming some buttons !!!







Funny jokes (3):



Women complaining to the dentist: I want to fill the teeth to be pregnant instead !!!





Dentist: OK, now decide so that I can adjust the chair accordingly ... !!!







Funny jokes (4):





A new wife has 3 properties:



Economist in the kitchen,



Artists at home,



Devil in bed





After some years he is ...





Artists in the kitchen,



At home the devil,



And economist in bed





Funny jokes (5):



Wife: If I sleep with your friend then what will be the first thought of crossing your mind ???





Husband: that you are a gay !!!


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Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes Of MEN and WOMEN in 2019 Part 2

Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes of Men and Women in 2019

Top 5 Funny Adult Jokes of Men and Women in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

Why do women wear fluffy panties ???



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A: Because there is a way to say in the memory of those who were buried here !!!

Funny jokes (2):

Question: Why do most men like to kiss women on lips ????





A: Perhaps the only way to stop the woman's mouth !!!

Funny jokes (3):

Question: What is the similarity between sex and shopping ???



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A: Man can not hold more than 5 minutes ... lol

Funny jokes (4):

Behind every successful women,



A satisfied man,



But behind a satisfied women,



A tired man is ... !!

Funny jokes (5):

The three fastest medium of communication rank-wise:





3. Tele phone



2. Tele-vision



1. Tell-A-women ... if you need more speed ... tell him to tell anyone ..... !!


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Top 10 UlTIMATE Adult Funny Jokes on MEN Vs WOMEN in 2019

Top 10 Ultimate Adult Funny Jokes on Men vs. Female in 2019

Top 10 Ultimate Adult Funny Jokes on Men vs. Female in 2019

Funny jokes (1):

O: Why men go more and women talk more ??????



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A: Because men have three feet and women have four lips !!!!!

Funny jokes (2):

Girl-to-Guy: I'm Radio My Left Bob Tuner And Right Bob's Volume Control ...





The boy changes both the breast but there is no sound !!!!





Girl: Stupid, yiu are not plugged in ... !!!

Funny jokes (3):

7 qualities 2 Be perfect wife:





beautiful ,



Responsible ,



Energetic,



Lovely ,



sweet ,



Truth and



Self Organized ..





In short it should be good ...



B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Funny jokes (4):

A girl and boy are sitting alone ...



The boy started touching the girl.





Girl: Do not touch me, only after marriage, all this ...





Boy: Okay, when you get married, call me ..

Funny jokes (5):

The wife asked her husband how many women she slept.









Husband responded proudly, only you dear, I woke up with others !!!!

Funny Jokes (6):

Who is strong, man or woman ???



A woman because she takes two mountains on her chest





While picking only two stones with the help of a crane with a munt ...

Funny Jokes (7):

Never deal with dealing with women, I say: "Next please !!"





Always love a teacher, he will say: "Well, now repeat it twice ..."

Funny Jokes (8):

A man stands naked in front of the mirror and examines himself and says: 2 inches and I will be king.

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His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less and you will be queen ....

Funny jokes (9):

To get a good job in a good company, a boy resumed the 100% talent ...





While a girl only requires 4% talent





Because the rest is 36-24-36 !!!!!

Funny jokes (10):

before marriage :



And the roses is red, the sky is blue ...



You are beautiful, I love you ...





After Marriage :



Rose has died, I am blue ..



You are my headache, amd one day I will kill you ... !!!

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